Thursday, 15 April 2010

Family Portraits



Sparky and Sammie: "Ooh, something interesting!"
Kota: "Must. Look. At. Mum."





Sparky: "Eye contact, eye contact..."
Sammie: "Ooh, something interesting!"
Kota: "Must. Look. At. Mum."





Sparky: "Looking at Mum, looking at Mum..."
Sammie: "I;m doing this because it amuses me, not because you asked me to."
Kota: "Must. Look. At. Mum."





Sparky: "This is my "I hate you" look."
Sammie: "Oh, fine. I'll look at you."
Kota: "Must. Look. At. Mum."

Thursday, 8 April 2010

Happy Easter!


Well, happy for Sparky anyway. Not so happy for the bunny!



[Yes, I know the title is late but I haven't had a chance to write this post since the weekend! Bear with me... I have a point! This post isn't about Easter.]

Last week I got an e-mail. Nothing unusual about that. However this e-mail offered me 40kg of free dog food if I'd write a review on my blog.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Instead I decided I'd do a review of the absolute best food out there that you could feed your dog.

Meat.

Well, meat, bones and offal in the right proportions. But we'll start with the meat.

A BARF (Bones and Raw Food or Biologically Appropriate Raw Food) diet tries to replicate what a wild dog or wolf would eat and so we try to replicate the right proportions found in whole prey. This, generally, equates to roughly 80% muscle meat.



In this particular bowl we have Kota's breakfast. Here we have a mixture of beef, chicken and tripe minces. My dogs also get lamb and ox heart as their muscle meat (but no pork, pork gves Sparky the sh*ts). We do like variety though! Variety is, as they say, the spice of life!


Next you want about 10% offal.



The offal should be mainly liver but kidney, lungs, pancreas and spleen can all be fed as offal. Sparky and Kota only get liver and kidney as I can pick those up in the reduced section of the supermarket!

I feed their offal frozen in ice-cube format. This started because Sparky wouldn't eat it raw and defrosted but is now just an easy way to portion it up and spread it throughout the days (too much liver all at once also gives both dogs the sh*ts).


Finally your dog needs roughly 10% bone.



Too much bone has the opposite effect of too much kidney, it hardens the stools and constipates your dog. However just the right amount will make your dogs stools just firm enough to automatically express your dog's anal glands.

This blog has really gone downhill! I wish to speak with the manager!

*mutters* Talking about my private business online where anyone can see it...



Oh, shut it Sparks.

Anyway, bone. Bone can be in two types: edible or recreational. dible bones are (unsurprisingly) ones your dog can eat. Chicken portions, lamb ribs etc. Recreational bones are ones they can't. Knuckle bones and the like. Recreational bones aren't essential to the diet and are very much given on a "know thy dog" basis as some dogs will break teeth trying to chew through them. Mine don't. I find recreational bones very good for some extra tartar-scraping and so do feed them. I get mine for free from my lovely local butcher!



And there you have it! Your basic BARF diet. Easy, isn't it?

On top of the basics some people (i.e. me) choose to add supplements like fish oil (capsules):



Or a whole raw egg:



Or even a salmon head (beats fish oil any day):



But nothing, and I mean nothing can beat Whole Prey. Why try and replicate something when you could just have the thing itself? Especially when the "thing" is free!

And that's where Bunny comes in. Bunny was road-kill found on my way home from work one night. Bunny was unceremoniously put into a carrier bag and tranferred to my freezer where she languised for a few days. She was then defrosted and flung out into the garden for the dogs to enjoy. Andy boy did they enjoy her!

I am predator, see my teeth!


You want some rabbit? Well go find your own! This one is all mine!

Sunday, 28 March 2010

OH HAI!

[Just as a quick aside first: Blogger cuts my horizontal pictures shorter than I do! Click on the pictures to see the full things on Flickr. Ta!]



What's that thing you've got attached to your face?


This, Nis, is a camera.

What's it do?


Makes your ears look HUGE, that's what!

Everyone, meet Nis (pronounced like niche). Nis is Kota's little sister.

Oi, Nis, what are you looking at? Food Lady wants you to pose.


OK, you can stop pointing that camera at me now... Consider this your first and final warning.


So yesterday Kota and I ended up, completely accidently, at a trick training demonstration by Jess, The Dundee Dog Trainer. Jess is also the woman I bought Kota from and she still owns his sister, Nis, and his dad, Screwy Louie! Who is very aptly named.

Who wants a HUG?! A great big Border Collie HUG!


Can you tell where my little boy gets his handsomeness from yet?


And his eyes. And his height. Kota was a good few inches taller than Nis but only about 1 inch smaller than Louie, and I doubt he's finished growing yet.

He's trying his best to inherit Louie's ears too, but it's not really working. He only managed to get one up!


However, as gorgeous and clever and well-behaved as my puppy is (and he was well-behaved!) I'd still swap him in a heartbeat for a little bit of this:



This is Cailleach (pronounced Kayleigh), a 5 month old Northern Inuit/Husky cross.


*wants...*


Hey! Look what I can do! Go back to talking about me!

Friday, 19 March 2010

Kota's favourite new game


Involves jumping into icy water and waiting impatiently for me to throw a stick for him.

See?



I don't know why he gets so excited about this, it's not as if the water's warm. Or as if he brings the sticks back, or even as if he's swimming. He's just standing chest deep in icy-cold water. But somehow, for some reason, this makes him excited. And impatient.

Oi, woman. Stop talking and throw me a stick!


However, once again, my dogs make for some funny photos!

Shark attack!



That not a good enough impression for you? How about a dolphin impression?



Still not doing it for you? Well that's OK 'cause Kota does a very convincing submarine impression too!

Going down in 3, 2, 1...


And if those pictures aren't enough for you, then there's the always-funny shaking off pictures afterwards.

You put your left leg in...


And shake the water out!


Something about the cold water makes Kota's ears go funny. And not in the "I can hear water in my head" kind of way.

Get me a mirror and a hairbrush, stat!


That's better, all sexy again. And... pose!

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

Happy St Patrick's Day!

I haven't taken any pictures especially so you'll have to make do with a grumpy bunny in a green jumper!

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

You see this stick?


This is my stick.


You don't touch my stick. Kay?


Sparky's taken to picking up a stick everytime we go to the beach. And not letting go of it. He'll run off ahead and lay down and chew on his stick until I catch up. Then run on ahead and lay down and chew on his stick...

Back view:


Front view:


If you annoy him too much...

Hi Mum! What do you want?


My stick?


Noes! They be taking my stick!



He'll run off and hide.

What are you doing there?


I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place...


Wait. This isn't my happy place!

Tuesday, 9 February 2010

In the vein of making my rabbits hate me...

I made Bruiser a jumper!

I hate you...


Come now Boo-Bear, show all the lovely readers your pretty new jumper.

Nope. F*ck off.


Bruiser! Come now, there's no need for language like that.

I did, eventually, get some pretty pictures of Bruiser in his jumper. Raisins are a gift from the bunny-gods!





Moar raisins. Nao.


No? Fine. No moar pictures then. Party's over, move along, nothing to see here.