Friday, 26 November 2010

All Together Now!

Singing voices please!

Here we go to the park again, park again, park again!
Here we go to the park again
On a cold and frosty morning!

Throw the frisbee 'till your fingers fall off, fingers fall off, fingers fall off!
Throw the frisbee 'till your fingers fall off
On a cold and frosty morning!

We can run and jump to stay warm, jump to stay warm, jump to stay warm!
We can run and jump to stay warm
On a cold and frosty morning!

It's actually kind of unfair that we just have frost. Other parts of Britain have up to 10 inches of actual, proper snow and we have a very light dusting of frost!

Please doG, give us proper snow like every one else.

Of course, cold and frosty mornings in a scottish November is the perfect time to play with Sparky's new present of...


Yes. I bought my dog sunglasses. In the middle of winter. It does kind of fit with the "cold and frosty" theme as he's now the coolest cat (dog) in town!


He needs a Biggles-esque hat now...

Wednesday, 24 November 2010


Hey Mum! What ya got there?

I borrowed a fancy flash from a friend of mine. At first Kota was very curious about it.

What does it do?

OMG it flashes! I don't like it.

Seriously, I don't like it. Stop pointing that thing at me! Back off!

Little bit further... Or you'll be sorry!

Sparky, the poser that he is, spent the entire time playing up to the camera.

Oh, hi there pretty flashy thing. Look what big, dark eyes I have.

I'm a poor and abused Sparky. I don't even have a bed to lie on!

But even he had enough eventually. Serious avoidance signals alert!

And so I stopped torturing the dogs and took some pretty pictures of my rats instead. Hi there Finlay! Who's a handsome boy then? Yes you are!

Thursday, 18 November 2010

A very, very late post!

It was Spary's birthday WAY back in September. I just haven't got around to uploading the photos until now. Bad, I know.

As always, there was cake.

Kota was very excited about the cake.

OMG, there's cake?

Sparky gets loud when he wants cake.


Dogs pull funny faces when you throw cake at them.

Some very funny faces.

I did let them dig in eventually and Sparky had a lovely birthday. My little man is 3 years old. An actual grown-up dog!

Friday, 12 November 2010

Happiness is...

[Crappy camera phone pictures alert]

A bunny with an empty yoghurt pot.

Betrayal is...

The dog who normally gets the yoghurt pot.

Sunday, 31 October 2010

Happy Halloween!

From Finlay.

And from the rest of us over here at Crazy Dog Blog.

Saturday, 25 September 2010

I *heart* my "try anything" little dog

We went down to the beach yesterday, only I'd timed it completely wrong and there wasn't very much beach left.

I really ought to spend a pound and buy one of those tide timetables so this doesn't happen quite so often.


Not to be disheartened I sent Sparky off to look for a stick.

Hmm, I wonder what she wants a stick for..? I'm sure it's something fun. Stick, stick, stick...

Aha! Stick! And now the fun begins, right Mum?!

WTF?! This isn't fun!

Haha! Yep, I tried to drown my doggy in waves roughly 3 times his size.

Must get the stick. Must get the stick...

Oh shit!

Don't worry, he had a lot of fun really.

Again! Throw it again!

Some local kids (and their Dad) thought the "try to drown Sparky" game was brilliant fun and needed no encouragement to join in.

I think Sparky made quite a splash with them.

Yes, I know. Stupid, bad pun.

For all Kota's bravado and intensity before the throw...

This one's mine Sparky! All mine! You can eat my dust. My stick! I'm gonna kick your ass!

He turned into a wuss after it.

Oh. You threw it in the water...

I'll let Sparky get that one... Just this one time...

HA! To the victor go the spoils!

Monday, 13 September 2010


I have a new found respect for The Food Lady of TWAAW fame. Walking 5 dogs is hard work! Keeping an eye on 5 dogs is hard work. Keeping the peace between 5 dogs is hard work.

I can see why she does it though, the rewards more than outweigh the hardships.

Fetch with 5 dogs is 5 times the fun.

And you get 5 times the lovings.

Did someone say lovings? I'm coming!

Insert lovings here plz.

And with 5 dogs there's 5 times the cuteness.

Hey, look! A lab with a waist! Sort of.

I'd appreciate it if you didn't critique my physique on the internet, thanks.

Fetch with 5 dogs is also, apparently, 5 times more tiring. I may have killed Razor.

*Iz Ded*

And Sparky decided that the only way to cool down was to do this.

Which resulted in him looking like this.

Which meant I had to...

OMG! She's going to *wash* you! RUN Sparky! RUN!