Kota was a bit unsure of this whole birthday thing.
So you're saying I get cake and presents and cuddles and there's *no catch*? No catch at all?
Nope. No catch at all.
Well, maybe one catch. You have to wear a hat.
Oh, I forgot. Then you have to sit nicely whilst I tease you with a cake.
Oi! No cheating!
And then you have to share your cake with Sparky. Whilst I take pictures of it.
Here's what I think of your "no catches" lie!