The Ultimate Bunny Butt

Bruiser shows off "The Ultimate Bunny Butt"



The highest fashion for those with the highest amount of bunitude "The Ultimate Bunny Butt" is the latest design and is the talk of the catrabbit-walk!



With it's central design perfectly placed to the full advantage show those irritating humans what you REALLY mean when you show them the butt (Hint: it doesn't mean "scritch here").



Soft, flexible, washable AND stylish! What more could a bun of the world ask for?



Next time you feel annoyed, peeved or just plain pissed off don't hide your feelings. Wear them on your sleeve! Or sweater.









LOL. This was designed and created after a rescue lady told me that collars, sweaters and even harnesses were "verging on cruelty". I disagree and Bruiser does too. He thinks he looks rather dapper in his sweater!

Note from Human to Bunny

Dear Bunny,

I know the hay that I bought this month wasn't as soft, or as nice or as expensive as the hay I normally buy but there was no need to do this:



Please don't do it again. I need that money.

Loves and kisses,

Your Mummy.




Note to Hooman from Bunneh.

Next times, don't skimp on teh monies! This was your warning. Next times teh consequences will be worse.



Love,

Smirnoff

Reasons why my puppy is nuts: #1

Now, there should be a video imbedded above but I don't seem to be able to see it. If you can't either then the link to my Flickr page is here.

Sorry about it being sideways and all. And sorry about my voice too, the microphone on my mobile is horrible! I should really remember to take my Flip on walks with me more often.

Wodent Wordless Wednesday

Bunnies don't like baths

I'm seriously going to kill you.


We had a bit of a mites scare here yesterday and so the rats and rabbits all got baths with insecticidal shampoo. I didn't get pictures of the rats but the rabbits were subjected to all the humiliation I could offer them.

Oh God, I didn't mean it! Let me out! I won't hurt you!


OK, I lied. You better sleep with one eye open tonight.


I tried to convince Bruiser that the dreadlocks added to his rockstar looks but he wasn't having any of it.

Get that camera out of my face!


He was eventually persuaded to pose though.



Turns out that (for the rabbits at least) it wasn't needed. The rats have lice not mites and what I thought was ear-mites in Smirnoff turned out to be a bacterial infection. So that's all good. Lice are a lot easier to treat than mites as they can't live in bedding so I only have to treat the rats,rather than de-bug my whole house.

I got some anti-flea/tick/lice drops from the vets and treated all four small fuzzies, just to be safe.

Better safe than sorry, after all. Not to mention that drops are easier than baths!

What do you mean there was an *easier* way to do this?!


Ah crap, better run... Bunny on my ass!

Kota photobomb!

He did WHUT?!


Oh crap, better run!


I'm aware that I'm still being lax with the whole posting thing but I'm trying my best, promise! I've just been working my ass off recently and haven't really had the time. But I'm trying!

We've been working hard in our spare time though. After seeing this video by Kikopup I've decided that I want to use it for Fife's Got Talent this year so we've been working hard learning tricks. Kota now runs around my legs in circles. Backwards. The hardest trick he's learnt to date! I'm so proud of my little boy.

Sparky is as much of an overachiever as always and has learnt three things in the time it took Kota to learn one.



And don't worry about Kota. Him and Sparky are best friends really.

We interrupt this unscheduled break

to bring you sandy dogs on sandy beaches!



Insert 1 black dog, jealous of all the attention.



Poor Monty didn't even see him coming.

I left my camera in Edinburgh (at a friend's house) and I only got the chance to go and get it back last week. I'm sorry for the unscheduled break in photos! But we're back and (hopefully) back on track.

Have a 2-dogs-shaking picture as an apology.

Wordless Wednesday: Sparky got his wish.

All Together Now!

Singing voices please!

Here we go to the park again, park again, park again!
Here we go to the park again
On a cold and frosty morning!





Throw the frisbee 'till your fingers fall off, fingers fall off, fingers fall off!
Throw the frisbee 'till your fingers fall off
On a cold and frosty morning!





We can run and jump to stay warm, jump to stay warm, jump to stay warm!
We can run and jump to stay warm
On a cold and frosty morning!



It's actually kind of unfair that we just have frost. Other parts of Britain have up to 10 inches of actual, proper snow and we have a very light dusting of frost!




Please doG, give us proper snow like every one else.




Of course, cold and frosty mornings in a scottish November is the perfect time to play with Sparky's new present of...

Doggles!

Yes. I bought my dog sunglasses. In the middle of winter. It does kind of fit with the "cold and frosty" theme as he's now the coolest cat (dog) in town!

Oh, YEEEAAAAH!


He needs a Biggles-esque hat now...

*flash!*

Hey Mum! What ya got there?


I borrowed a fancy flash from a friend of mine. At first Kota was very curious about it.

What does it do?


OMG it flashes! I don't like it.


Seriously, I don't like it. Stop pointing that thing at me! Back off!


Little bit further... Or you'll be sorry!




Sparky, the poser that he is, spent the entire time playing up to the camera.

Oh, hi there pretty flashy thing. Look what big, dark eyes I have.


I'm a poor and abused Sparky. I don't even have a bed to lie on!



But even he had enough eventually. Serious avoidance signals alert!



And so I stopped torturing the dogs and took some pretty pictures of my rats instead. Hi there Finlay! Who's a handsome boy then? Yes you are!

A very, very late post!

It was Spary's birthday WAY back in September. I just haven't got around to uploading the photos until now. Bad, I know.

As always, there was cake.



Kota was very excited about the cake.

OMG, there's cake?


Sparky gets loud when he wants cake.

GIVE ME THE CAKE!


Dogs pull funny faces when you throw cake at them.



Some very funny faces.



I did let them dig in eventually and Sparky had a lovely birthday. My little man is 3 years old. An actual grown-up dog!

Happiness is...

[Crappy camera phone pictures alert]



A bunny with an empty yoghurt pot.






Betrayal is...

The dog who normally gets the yoghurt pot.